So what's the deal here? Phineas and Ferb is a great show from the minds behind the classic show from my childhood "Rocko's Modern Life." Problem is, IT'S ON DISNEY CHANNEL. Now as much as Disney XD doesn't suck as much, IT'S STILL DISNEY. What's so bad about this, you ask? Well it's competing with such things as "The Suite Life On Deck(crap)," "Hannah Montana(SHIT)," and "The Wizards Of Waverly Place(ANNOYINGLY REPETITIVE)." The only thing I can hope for is that the show still survives because of how good it is.

It still kicks major ass though.

p.s. Above=GREATEST SHOW ON DISNEY CHANNEL and My FOURTH FAVORITE SHOW OF ALL TIME.
p.p.s Just go watch it.

EBF2: Pro Tips!

Wanna know what happens when you die in this game? If you're asking yourself that question you're either
A. Very good at video games and have never lost.
or B.Very curious.
The gist of it is GAME OVER, but the creator thought to throw in some helpful "Pro Tips" for defeating bosses or tough waves of enemies. So I went through the trouble of going on Epic difficulty and dying at EVERY WAVE in the game, so I could show you the tips. Pretty nice of me, huh?

The titles of the tips are my words, but these tips are not my words, so I'll quote the creator's tips.

Tip#1:Death By Kittens(The first few kitten waves)
"You got slaughtered by kittens!?You suck!"

Tip#2:Kitten Fortress of DOOM(Kitten Cart Boss)
"Knock over the fort with fire and black death."

Tip#3:Evil Bees(The bees after the boss)
"Might wanna use high accuracy attacks, or just stun them."

Tip#4:The Mecha Guardian...OF PAIN!(The Guardian Boss)
"Try to seal or stun Guardian to stop him from healing."

Tip#5: Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing! Jellyfishing!(Jelly fish after Guardian/Checkpoint)
"Jellies are weak against Ice btw."

Tip#6: Am I not turtle-ly enough for the turtle club?(Ice and Fire Turtles after Jellyfish)
"Better kill Turtles quick before they buff their Defense."

Tip#7:Icy Hot Golem of Changing(Elemental Golem Boss)
"Watch out for when the Golem changes his weakness."

Tip#8:Poking Party! (Turtles and Sandworm's tail)
"Turtles have really low evade, so spam Iceberg or Soul Eater's Unleash."

Tip#9:That's the Sandworm's WHAT!?(Sandworm's Head and Tail)
"Brace for mass status effects!The Sandworm is one of the only bosses that can be poisoned."

Tip#10:The Spirits beckon thee(Spirits after the Sandworm/Checkpoint)
"Might wanna use Anarchy's Unleash to debuff these guys."

Tip#11:The Twins of Death(The Twin Skeleton Hydra Boss, the coolest in my opinion)
"Make sure to kill the other head before it revives the first! Also, blinding them may help!"

Tip#12:Flying robots with drills!(The Flybots before the final boss)
"Air Strike should help clear out these guys."

Tip#13:Valkyrie Tank,Now with more Nukes!(Valkyrie Tank, the final boss)
"The lower the Tank's health, the faster the turrets respawn!"

Well, there ya go. Help from the creator himself.

I feel like I missed one.

And Now for some tips from me!

The Kittens(Just kill with offensive moves, you can't suck THAT badly.)
KItten Cart Boss(Fireball, flare to blind it, and basically kill it with anything.)
Bees(Use fireball, and attacks with good accuracy.)
Guardian Boss(Seal or stun his body to stop his healing, and destroy the sheild first so he'll take more damage. I recommend Thunderbolt and Air Strike.)
Jellyfish(Use Glacier and Iceberg.)
Turtles(Kill them with their respective weaknesses, and try to stun them. One turn and they could buff their stats by a lot.)
Elemental Golem(Use his respective weakness against him, but I recommend using Air Strike since it's ALWAYS his weakness.Plus, he has a pattern of 2 attacks, then change, 2 attacks, change, etc. So capitalize on that, and try to seal him.)
Sandworm's Head and Tail Boss(Try to Poison and Stun them. Their attacks hurt and almost always leave a bad effect. Just keep attacking, and try to get rid of the tail first.)
Spirits(Debuff them first with Anarchy's Unleash. Then kill them with fireball or pulsar afterwards.)
Twin Skeleton Hydra Boss(Make sure to Blind and Seal them. They will kill you with whatever they got. Make sure to kill the other head quickly or else you're still in for double trouble!...sorry.)
Flybots(Spam Air Strike. That's it.)
Valkyrie Tank Boss(Use Air Strike and thunderbolt on the top, then just repeat the process taking out any turrets or Lance, the pilot, when necessary. Make sure to have Slime Bunny regen you most of the time, cuz when all the turrets are attacking you, that one turn could be your last.)

Good luck! I am so glad I get to write about such an awesome flash game.

Epic Battle Fantasy 2 Abilities Guide

You can play Epic Battle Fantasy 2 here.

I play EBF and EBF2 by the wonderful matt-likes-swords (Kupo707 on Deviantart) an awful lot, and I figured, there's so much to this game, especially the new abilities system and the many ways you can play. So I thought "Why not list the abilities, what they do, and how to obtain them?" Now take note, cuz this took me AWHILE to make. But now you can play smart with this knowledge. These abilities are all based on how you play through the game, and the game rewards you with abilities. This list is probably not complete, so if you see an ability in this game that I have not listed, please inform me in the comments below so I can add it.
The list'll go like this:

"Name of ability - Ability's effect.(recommended way of getting ability.)"

These abilities are in no particular order, but we'll start with Matt(the sword user).

Matt's Possible Abilities:
Swordsman - Boosts standard attack by 40%.(Just attack normally a lot.)
Berzerker - Increases attack stat when hit by a powerful attack.(Take a lot of damage during a boss fight or powerful wave.)
Mana Leech - Gain MP back when attacking,or using Windslash/Legend with any sowrd sword.(Equip the Rune Blade and attack a lot.)
Slayer - Boosts Attack stat by 8%.(Equip Soul Eater and attack a lot.)
The Force - Boosts Magic Attack by 8%.(Equip Razorback for a while.)
Blacksmith - Temper adds an extra 20% attack.(Use Temper often.)
Swordbreaker - Give AttackDown stat on enemies when attacking, or using Windslash/Legend with any sword.(Equip Anarchy and attack normally often.)
Counter - Counter physical attacks sometimes.(Attack, get hit, attack, etc. Eventually you'll get it.)
CounterX2 - Counter attacks more often.(Just keep getting hit and countering, if that's your strategy.)
Rock Solid - Boosts Defense by 8%.(Raise your defense stat often, or just equip Stone Edge often.)
Earthern Soul - Boosts Magic Defense by 8%.(Raise that stat often, or just equip Stone Edge often.)
Rock On - Boosts Quake by 40%, adds 10% resistance to Earth and Wind attacks.(Equip Stone Edge, and use Quake often.)
Survivor - 30% chance of surviving powerful attacks with only 1 HP left. (Die a lot, lol.)
Aerial Support - Air Strike activates randomly.(Use Air Strike a lot.)
Secret Weapon - Adds a new type of bomb for Air Strike.(Use Air Strike a lot.)
Legendary - Boosts Legend's Power by 40%. (Use Legend often.)
Ready Edge - Boosts Attack stat when switching swords.(Switch swords a lot.)
Defender - Doubles the effect of Defend.(Defend attacks often.)
Sword Heart - Boosts Unleash by 40%.(Use Unleash often.)
Hurricane - Boosts Windslash by 40%, and gives 10% resistance to wind attacks.(Use Windslash often.)
Venomous - Immune to Poison and Stun.(Equip Black Fang and Poison enemies a lot.)
Chemist - Boosts items' effects by 40%. (Use items often.)
ChemistX2 - Boosts items' effects by 80%.(Use items a LOT.)
Mighty Warrior - Boosts the Attack,Magic Attack,Defense, and Magic Attack stats by 4%.(Equip Heaven's Gate for a while.)
Cleaver - Boosts your Limit Break's power by 40%.(Just take damage so you can use your Limit Break a lot.)
Eagle Eye - Boosts Evade by 5%, and Accuracy by 20%. (Equip Swift Brand and Windslash enemies a lot.)
Healing Metal - Boosts the healing of Power Metal by 30%.(Use Power Metal often.)
Extreme Metal - Boosts the damage of Power Metal by 40%.(Use Power Metal often.)
Holy Power - Boosts Seiken by 40%, adds 20% resistance to Dark attacks.(Use Seiken often.)
Fear Lord - Boosts Screamer by 40%, adds 20% resistance to Holy attacks.(Use Screamer often.)
Fiery Spirit - Immune to Freezing, adds 10% resistance to Fire and Ice attacks.(Equip Inferno and use Eruption often.)
Bloodthirsty - Boosts Drain's power by 50%.(Use Drain very often.)
Cat Warrior - Nolegs attacks enemies with a sword or a bomb randomly.(Use Nolegs often.)
Cat Tamer - Nolegs brings out healing items randomly without being called.(Use Nolegs often.)
Arctic Wind - 10% resistance to Fire,Ice,Wind, and Water attacks.(Equip Blizzard for a while.)
Sub Zero - Boosts Iceberg by 40%, adds 10% resistance to Ice and Water attacks.(Equip Blizzard and use Iceberg often.)
Never Forgive - Boosts the power of Revenge by 40%.(Equip Soul Eater and use Revenge often when health is low.)

Now on to Natalie(the mage).

Natalie's Possible Abilities:
Magic Counter - Sometimes counters magic attacks with Lucky Star.(Get attacked by magic attacks often.)
Astrology - Boosts the power of Lucky Star and Pulsar by 25%.(Use Lucky Star and Pulsar often.)
AstrologyX2 - Boosts the power of Lucky Star and Pulsar by 50%.(Use those skills A LOT.)
Wizardry - Boosts Magic Attack stat by 9%.(Use Black Magic often.)
Mighty Mage - Boosts Attack/Defense/Magic Attack/Magic Defense stats by 4%.(Use spells often.)
Mana Leech - Gain MP from attacking normally.(Attack like once or twice.)
Curses - Makes Flare/Toxic/Syphon's effect last longer. (Use those skills often.)
Elementalist - Boosts the power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt/Toxic by 20%.(Use those skills often.)
ElementalistX2 - Boosts power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt/Toxic by 40%.(Use those skills even more after getting the first one.)
ElementalistX3 - Boosts power of Fireball/Glacier/Thunderbolt/Toxic by 60%.(Use those skills ALMOST ALL THE TIME.)
Sniper - Boosts Accuracy by 20%.(Just don't miss with attacks for a while.)
Chemist - Boosts items' effects by 40%. (Use items often.)
ChemistX2 - Boosts items' effects by 80%.(Use items a lot more.)
Angel - Gives Auto-life effect randomly.(You have to die a lot, lol.)
Thunderclap - Increases chance of stunning enemies with Thunderbolt.(Use Thunderbolt often.)
Bunny! - Increases Slime Bunny's healing by 40%.(Use Slime Bunny often.)
Bunny!!! - Slime Bunny sometimes appears without being called randomly.(Use Slime Bunny A LOT.)
Behold! - Boosts Beholder's power by 40%.(Use Beholder often.)
Meows! - Boosts Meow Meow's power by 40%.(Use Meow Meow a lot.)
Ions! - Boosts Ion Canon's power by 30%.(Use Ion canon often.)
Healer - Boosts Heal and HealMore by 20%.(Use those skills often.)
Immunity - 50% immunity to all bad status effects.(I'm not sure, maybe don't get a bad status effect for a while? Or maybe have bad status effects on for a while.)
Genesis - Boosts Judgement's power by 40%.(Use Judgement often.)
Cleric - Boosts Magic Defense stat by 9%.(Use White Magic often.)
Protection(P) - Increases Defense when hit by a powerful attack.(Get hit by powerful physical attacks, duh.)
Protection(M) - Increases Magic Defense when hit by a powerful magic attack.(Get hit by powerful magic attacks, duh.)
Resistance - Boosts resistance to all elements by 10%.(I'm not sure.)
ResistanceX2 - Boosts resistance to all elements by 20%.(I'm not sure.)
ResistanceX3 - Boosts resistance to all elements by 30%.(I'm not sure.)
Elusive - Boosts Evade stat by 10%. (Don't get hit often. Try using flare.)

Okay, now I believe I have all of them, thanks to Matt-likes-swords, the creator.

However good or bad it may be, I think Newgrounds has kinda drooped recently in some areas(coughFRONTPAGEcough) and improved in most areas (ACTUALTALENT...cough). I have no idea why, but there are tons of good flashes and games going unrecognized because either
A.The first few voters voted negatively for a stupid reason.
B.Voters are voting for flashes that DEFINITELY DO NOT DESERVE 10'S.
or C.The front page is the only thing many people are interested in looking at.
or even god forbid D.ALL OF THE ABOVE.

What the hell happened to the public of newgrounds? Have we become so blind that we'll vote anything a 10 without giving ANY criticism to the style, execution, fluidity, and voices in ANY flash/game!? There ARE many talented people on Newgrounds, and if their not talented yet, TELL THEM WHAT THEY CAN IMPROVE ON, instead of being a total asshole and voting 0 saying "this flash sucks."

Don't be a noob,HELP PEOPLE.

no matter how many times I tell ppl, they still don't believe that i'm a writer. well, here, my fellow newgrounders, is my work in progress masterpiece.

http://www.fanart-central.net/story-50 089.html

sorry that it's on FC, but until it ends and I make it into a book, I'll send anyone who leaves a comment a free copy.

Recently, I've learned all about the rtil-Mindchamber feud. Maybe they're just being paranoid or something, but they believe a user on IM has contacted them in a mean way, and they belive it to be the other person. It's like 2 sides of a war, when one gets bad info, a lot of people end up dying. Metaphorically, of course. tell me what you ppls think in the comments. Of course it seems like Mindhcamber is winning with his fans calling Rtil a douche and believing the same crap Rtil's fans are. I take no credit for the image below, but I think it sums all this up for you.

umm,i'm just a user. Looking for a fun flash to watch. I like Newgrounds, with all its users working so hard to please us and better their skills. I don't know why, but i feel its my duty to give the people their props for whatever,and help to improve people who need some work.